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“In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then...”
– Evolution as explained by Ms. Garrison, Go God Go (s10e12)
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Marian Hossa has the number 38 on the back of his...
Gotta respect that.
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“Get the Hell off the beach in Asbury Park and get out. It’s 4:30. You’ve...”
– NJ Governor CHRIS CHRISTIE, remarking on New Jerseyans who are “still on the beach,” in advance of Hurricane Irene.
Excellent.
(via inothernews)
Credit to Christie, he sure speaks like a New Jersey resident.
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Stan: Did they find out who crapped in the urinal yet?
Kyle: Not yet.
Cartman: They aren't going to find out who did it. But they'll make up a scapegoat, send him to detention, and make us all believe it. It'll be 9/11 all over again.
Kyle: Will you shut up about 9/11!
Cartman: Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?!
Kyle: Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!
Cartman: Oh really? Well did you know that over one-fourth of people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy? Are you saying that one-fourth of Americans are retards?
Kyle: Yes. I'm saying one-fourth of Americans are retards.
Stan: Yeah, at least one-fourth.
Kyle: Let's take a test sample: There's four of us, you're a retard, that's one-fourth.
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Favorite Half-Life Theory Ever
facethatlaunched1000shits:
The G-man is actually just an alien briefcase, controlling a corpse!
Seems legit!
…sure, why not.
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